Category: Premier League
Om Ali, come to mama
I’m a little excited here, I have to admit it.
And so we feasted.
No one is going to hand it to you
Laurent Koscielny, you’re an effing god
Day of Three Happiness
I take no pleasure in Chelsea’s slow motion dive into the dismal abyss. Jose Mourinho is indeed the best manager Chelsea have ever had, just like he said in the post-match conference yesterday.
I thought I would type those things just to see how it felt. It felt like I was a liar with my pants on fire.Read More »
WholeArsed sticks a fork in the Gooner Supper Club, achieves marital harmony
Gooner Supper Club celebrates Francis Coquelin
Gooner Supper Club honors Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Early game today; started 6:45 CT. I rolled out of bed and put on my away jersey over my PJs to watch the match.

Nothing about the start of this season would lead you to believe Arsenal can actually contend for the title other than hope and the fact that they owe it to me,Read More »
An evening with my people
We had been to the Emirates once before, described in my posts Premier league schedule will be announced tomorrow and The times they are a-changing. That time, we were clearly making a pilgrimage. In contrast with our temporary London living situation in which we found ourselves strangers in a strange land, described in my post Amongst the hipsters, when we attended the Liverpool match at the Emirates on Monday we could not have been more at home.Read More »
