Tag: Santi Cazorla
No feasts in November
What is beautiful in man sometimes resists facilitation
Sometimes what is beautiful in man is resistant to facilitation. I refer to two things: The match yesterday, in which Arsenal toiled at home to a 1-1 draw against our sworn enemy, Tottenham, and the interview Arsène Wenger gave to L’Equipe Sport & Style last week.Read More »
“He’s ‘ad a little too much to drink”
We left with a massive crowd from the Camden tube station, transferring to the Piccadilly line that goes to the stadium. When we entered the train, three men were jacking around, pushing each other playfully but without regard for others riding the train. One of them backed into me. “I’m sorry,” he said through notable beer breath. He pointed to his friend. “He’s ‘ad a little too much to drink.”Read More »
3-match ban for Costa? Karma, you can do better than that.
WholeArsed sticks a fork in the Gooner Supper Club, achieves marital harmony
Anatomy of a WholeArsed scandal
The whispers started on Sunday night during our pork schnitzel Gooner Supper Club dinner. They became persistent, louder. They became too loud and constant to ignore.Read More »
And in my stocking, a giant lump of coal
This post marks the welcome end to my Christmas metaphor.
Santi and the lads brought WholeArsed fans a giant lump of coal for Christmas. I’m sure that our WholeChelsed and WholeLiverpooled and WholeManUed counterparts were quite delighted to watch us pull it out of our stocking.Read More »
In addition to the league schedule being announced, last week Arsenal unveiled its new Home kit. I think we would call that a Read More »